is there a scholarship for trying
I never 100% feel like going out but I always 198% feel like drinking
"There are 6,775,235,842 people in the world. Why are you letting one of them ruin your life?"
(Source: pratfall, via marissssarene)
"Leaving is not enough. You must stay gone. Train your heart like a dog. Change the locks even on the house he’s never visited. You lucky, lucky girl. You have an apartment just your size. A bathtub full of tea. A heart the size of Arizona, but not nearly so arid. Don’t wish away your cracked past, your crooked toes, your problems are papier mache puppets you made or bought because the vendor at the market was so compelling you just had to have them. You had to have him. And you did. And now you pull down the bridge between your houses, you make him call before he visits, you take a lover for granted, you take a lover who looks at you like maybe you are magic. Make the first bottle you consume in this place a relic. Place it on whatever altar you fashion with a knife and five cranberries. Don’t lose too much weight. Stupid girls are always trying to disappear as revenge. And you are not stupid. You loved a man with more hands than a parade of beggars, and here you stand. Heart like a four-poster bed. Heart like a canvas. Heart leaking something so strong they can smell it in the street."
(Source: fridakahllo, via exhaletruth)
i’m an expert at having a really funny story to tell and then wording it badly enough that it’s not funny anymore
(Source: thirstiest, via ashleymegannn)
"would you suck a dick fo-" yes
For some reason, today I can’t shake off the feeling that there are some feelings I will never get to feel again, and the closest I can get to it is by listening to a certain song and this is really making me sad
"Before I die, I want to be somebody’s favorite hiding place, the place they can put everything they know they need to survive, every secret, every solitude, every nervous prayer, and be absolutely certain I will keep it safe. I will keep it safe."
(Source: killingtimewithwords, via setbabiesonfire)
here’s a fun fact get the fuck away from me